Braden tells curb skaters to “Go skate a rail,” plus a stack of hilarious lists from our January ’25 magazine. Learn up from somebody who ain’t scared to say—or skate—something.
Braden rides rails throughout America and closes out with an ender to recollect. If you have not seen it, do your self a favor now
- Nightmares
- Excellent handrails
- Excellent flatground
- Skate journeys
- Excellent bar hops
- Any Bob Dylan
- Any Chemical Brothers
- “Higher off Alone” –Alice Deejay
- Andrew Actual’s playlist
- “Hells Bells” –AC/DC
- Nope
- Nah
- Not stee
- By no means
- Go skate a rail
- Not being productive
- Higher sleep
- Pressure in your eyes
- Go skate
- Be badass in the actual world
- Tommy Sandoval
- Wes Kremer
- Alex Willms
- Alexis Ramirez
- Tony Hawk
- Chris Ortiz’ again tattoo
- Rodney Mullen invented each flatground trick
- UFO sightings
- “Hen bones are dinosaur bones” —Blake Carpenter
- Skate Gods management the climate
- Heath Kirchart, This Is Skateboarding
- Leo Romero, Keep Gold
- Bryan Herman, Keep Gold
- Jeremy Leabres, Made
- Dakota Servold and Jon Dickson, Inexperienced
- Work in your push
- Preserve the clips coming
- No extra homie movies
- Costume higher
- Go skate Road League
Bottom flip, however by no means again row within the van. Received it?
- Filmer in driver seat
- Dakota in shotgun
- Me and Leo in first row
- Jeremy and David Reyes/Tim Aguilar in second row
- CJ Collins and whoever is on the sesh in forbidden-realm again row
- Being bummed on a skate journey
- Having dangerous breath
- Lacking a number of excursions and getting your unique seat taken
- If the tour information wants to sit down shut to provide instructions
- Filming jerk-off movies
- 4 or 5 completely different transmissions
- Damaged seats
- Individuals stealing boards from the again
- Making us suppose she is dying
- All of the issues that occur with a van that has over 300,000 miles
- Again-to-back 50-50s on massive rails
- Kickflip on a stair set or hole
- Boardslides
- Perhaps one-up them. That’s at all times enjoyable. Simply kidding
- Something, as a result of getting your bro’s again is among the coolest issues ever
Scratching up the infrastructure on a again 180 nosegrind out forwards
- Textual content Sinclair
- Name Sinclair
- Put up a video of you using one other model
- Attempt to get kicked off on function
- Cancel your self and disappear
- Curb skating
- Oysters
- Politics
- Faith
- When folks attempt to let you know that Bob Dylan isn’t a very good performer
Kicky entrance nosegrind with that rockstar flick
- Nick Trapasso
- Josh Concord
- Leo Romero
- Daniel Lutheran
- Jeremy Leabres
- When it’s simply you and a filmer out night time skating and everyone seems to be on the Airbnb consuming pizookie and watching a film, chillin’
- When an organization hits you up and says we’d like an advert photograph by tomorrow
- Once you’re attempting a flip trick within the wind
- Making an attempt ledge strains
- 4 hours deep into attempting a trick
- Straight eight first T out of the van
- Masochist
- Good meals suggestions
- Wonderful guitar participant
- Buff daddy
- Another and we’re gone eternally
- When will you be gone?
- We bought permission
- You ever heard of Thrasher?
- Something aside from what Tim Aguilar would say
With the thrill-seeking of Leo and the tongue of Trapasso, Braden retains the Toy legacy robust on a wild hole to crooks
- Play a recreation of SKATE
- Skate a giant rail collectively
- Get them within the van
- Learn to take jokes
- Learn to make jokes again
- Rhino
- My mates
- Tom Segura
- My dad
- Bob Dylan
- Rubik’s Dice
- Yo-Yo
- Guitar
- Common golfer
- Making sandwiches
- Leo Romero
- Ishod Wair
- Wes Kremer
- Jamie Foy
- Mason Silva
- Having actually cool roommates
- Value of dwelling is decrease
- All the time one thing occurring
- House-cooked meals
- Listening to all of the humorous shit Ed Hoban says
- A Star Is Born
- Love & Different Medicine
- Titanic
- Silver Linings Playbook
- Dekline’s True Blue
- Bob Dylan
- Elliott Smith
- Randy Newman
- Kyle Cox
- Dakota Servold and I
- Chris Joslin
- Ryan Decenzo
- Blake Carpenter
- Andrew Actual
- Jaws
- Somebody who’s current and has your again while you’re on the entrance line of the battlefield
- Somebody who needs to be on the market hyping it up
- Making jokes
- Taking jokes
- Can drive the van
- CJ Collins slammed one time and mentioned, “Can somebody test my pulse?” He was critical
- Dakota simply broke his penis
- Tim Aguilar is at all times slamming so laborious
- Adam Robo hung up in a bowl, fucked his shit up and we ended up filming strains all day
- Leo hit his face on a rock, got here again to the van with a bloody face and was laughing very laborious
Again Smith kickflip out with the Yeto van watchin’ over
- Heath Kirchart bluntslide hubba
- James Hardy change shove nosegrind rail
- Muirlands, as a result of it’s knobbed proper now
- O-Aspect hubba can be knobbed for the time being
- Fullerton hubba frontside for normal. Bottom remains to be skateable Go get some, youngsters
- Any of Nicole Smith’s horror tattoos
- Glow-in-the-dark tattoos
- Neck and face tattoos
- Antwuan tattoos
- Penocchio cock tattoo
- Eager about the skate journey being over
- Unhealthy meals spots
- Raining on a skate journey
- Windy on a skate journey
- Daylight financial savings
- My cross-lock bottom brother Jamie Foy’s most up-to-date cowl, grind down, flat and up. Dec. 2024
- Myles Willard, wallride. Could 2019
- Ishod Wair, hole kicky again lip. Nov. 2013
- Jaws, Melon Lyon 25. March 2016
- James Hardy, noseblunt Patrick Henry. Nov. 2010
- My household
- Giles Canty
- Connor Douglas
- Mike Wilson from the YMCA
- Isaac Etimenan
- Destroying a skatepark or spot with my Gs
- Being in Europe with Pedro
- Ending a music with Dakota Servold
- Placing for eagle on a par 5
- When the dinner spot is superb
- These tremendous lengthy shorts/pants or no matter these issues are
- Skilled curb skating
- Experience-on grinds
- Turning those who suck professional
- Individuals being delicate/offended
- Video video games
- Residing in worry
- Staying stagnant
- Soda
- Getting fats
- My household’s cooking
- Bakeries
- In-N-Out
- I used to blow weed smoke in Leo Romero’s eyes
- Jared Lucas smells like maple syrup generally
- Marisa Dal Santo
- Shiloh Catori
- Georgia Martin
- Alexis Sablone
- Paige Heyn
- Drop off crew at Airbnb first
- Be certain that to replenish the generator
- Attempt to land the trick first attempt to get out
- Select a spot that received’t have homeless folks
- Simply skate within the daytime
- Use the J-Lay technique
- Say you’re too sore
- Pretend an damage
- Say you’re sick
- Be sincere and simply say, “I’m slightly bitch”
Massive Philly fashion—blasting a kickflip
- How was your three-month lengthy journey? Inform me every thing!
- Are you excited for the Olympics in LA?
- What’s your greatest trick?
- Don’t you get bored with the highway?
- When are you coming house?
- When the cops say you’ve been right here earlier than
- If Jake Phelps asks you when you bottom flipped El Toro
- Avoiding battle
- Preserve privateness
- For enjoyable
- Dakota Servold’s perm
- Leo Romero’s lengthy mohawk
- Jamie Thomas’s goth part
- Tim Aguilar’s two-tone hair
- Cody Lengthy’s camouflage
- Extra highway
- Video components
- Contests
- Encourage
- Simply do the rattling factor ‘til the bell rings
Absolute maniacs? Shoulda put his personal title on the checklist. Board-breaking entrance blunt down the famed Walnut rail. Properly carried out, G!